Thursday, September 17, 2009
Ive chanced upon some quotes that males have written with love and relationship as the issue.
It is fairly interesting. If you have the sentiments, you will laugh after you read them. Some quotes radiate prejudices against women. Don't worry ladies, I will address that later (:
1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
---David Bissonette
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
---Sacha Guitry
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy..if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
---Socrates
4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
---Anonymous
5. I had some words with my wife, and she had paragraphs with me.
---Sigmund Freud
6. I've had bad luck with both my wives--The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
---James Holt Maltana
7. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1) Whenever you are wrong, admit it.
2) Whenever you are right, shut up.
---Patrick Murra
8. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
---Nash
9.You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
---Anonymous
10. A good wife always forgive her husband when she is wrong.
---Rodney Dangerfield
11. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster then electronic banking. It's called marriage.
---Sam Kinison
OKAY! Most of you will know that Im more of a feminist..so I had my own response to the above quotes to justify the behaviour and mindset of women. You have to hear both sides to be unbiased, correct? Here goes...
1. When a man cheats, forgive him. It wouldn't be the last anyway.
If not, 1) Leave him (option viable when childless)
2) Don't kick up a fuss, shut your eyes forever (With child)
2.I agree to this quote as it is unbiased and my favourite thus far. I cant help but smile even though I read it umpteen times.
3. By all means marry. If you get a good husband, you'll be happy..If you get a bad one, remember to voice out. you have NOTHING to lose anyway.
4. Man gets inspired easily by lofty ideas. Unlike us, they don't have a logical plan to achieve it.
5. We listened, men never do.
6. For a man as such, I will say that the first wife's great escape is laudable.
7. Comments 1) Thanks for admitting, but we know you don't mean it all the time.
2) Shut up and silently mock at women's "idiocracy" ?
8. We don't have problems remembering our husband's birthday. We only had problems trying to look more surprised than shocked at the presents you gave us.
9. Man wanted EVERYTHING except commitment.
10. A good husband always apologise mindlessly for things that he has never done.
11. To secure a man from taking flight, cripple not his legs but his finances.
*Phew* Okay (: That's my comments in response to the funny quotes.
Labels: The ultimate marriage bible
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